"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Person1 "A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Person2 "But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
Person1 "Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
Person2: "A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."
Person1: "Oh shut up."
Varifrån? hmmmmmm. En smäll på fingrarna med den fetaste ål jag kan lägga vantarna på till den som kan!